In the spirit of John Denver's "Plant a Tree" song/campaign, introducing "Plant a Pig."
Americans, put on your thinking caps and let’s find a solution to this problem of a spreading menace to the American way of life! If pigs are the answer, let’s do it!
In Seville Spain, local people found a way to stop the construction of another mosque in their town, and certainly slow the spreading domination of Islam and Sharia Law. They buried a pig on the site, and made sure this would be known by the local press.
The Islamic rules forbid the erecting of a Mosque on "pig soiled ground.” The Muslims had to cancel the project. This land was sold to them by government officials.
No protests were needed by the local people...and it worked!
In Texas, they have an over abundance of feral pigs. They could send them all over the country and just plant them everywhere!
After all, contaminated soil would surely drift and they could create new job programs by having soil testers to determine where contaminated soil existed.
Of course, high on the mountaintops of the Rockies or other mountain ranges they might find some uncontaminated soil, but then building a mosque there would pose some problems.
Oh, and we could also enact a second national symbol and motto:
"IN PIGS WE TRUST and BBQ"
*Although this article may be humorous, the "Outside the Box" application of this effective (and yes, bizarre) solution cannot be overlooked!
